This just about sums up my trip.

We didn't see any animals.

A fabulous idea. Making a cafe out of a container. 

I wish I would have eaten lunch here one day.

YES they can.

Lake Malawi for the weekend

I loved the sand here. It is easy to brush off when it gets stuck all
over you, and it doesn't creep into everything you have
 brought to the beach (meaning you don't go home with half
of the beach in your bag)

I could have laid there all day. Wait. I did.

I couldn't figure out their toilets. After? Or during?

In case you're not sure what it's for, just read the name.

My bottle of wine on the flight from Johannesburg to DC
(only 17 hours)
The South African version of "do not drink and drive"?

aaahhh africa...